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Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Best Sex Ever. [period]

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Question: What is the most gaseous planet in the Universe?
Answer: Uranus
[courtesy of my physical science final]

Anyways an agent called me! [say what!]

She called and said that my manuscript had come close but didn't quite make the final cut, however to send her more of my work, first, when it's done! [partial win]

You may notice that this is now my dorm. [pathetic] Yes. BUT MINE!

Sorry for my absence BTW. Crazy semester [a boy of course]. I always fall for the losers.  And he had the face of a cow if I got nose-to-nose with him, but for some reason I liked his big brown cow eyes. Anyway, live and learn. DON'T DATE A BARNYARD ANIMAL! [they may be a cow disguised as a pig]

Halfway done writing my current WIP: Two Blokes, A Chick, and A Homosexual. It's an adult/crime/comedy.

I started using a pen-pals service! I'm making friends with people around the world. I'm particularly interested in Australia. These people are so interesting!

And I'm back for the winter! Trying some new things with my blog this time.

Is it too early to be shopping for summer clothes? I hate winter.

AND you guys are pervs--just sayin'. But nah, if you've had the best sex ever... does he have a brother??? Thanks =]